Infernal Racket


Audio Recording Vintage lo-fi analog quarter inch tape & sporadic hard disc mixdown

Direction Basement project studio specializing in budget creation of independent CD's, demos, and copyright-free muzak for corporate voice mail systems. Relaxed, creative atmosphere. Owned and operated by a serially-unemployed electronics industry marketeer who started out as technical director and musician of limited talent with the finest unknown psychedellic-era band in Central Pennsylvania. Infernal Racket Studios uses discarded equipment from the dump to recreate the garage band sounds of the 60's.

	Recent Projects New arrangements of B-side cover tunes plus assorted music by Farson's Rubber Band, Brass Monkee, Much Later, and the world's only genuine Nazz tribute band Fungo Bat. Expert studio engineers place microphones for authentic garage band vibe..

Equipment
Tape Machines and Consoles: sWollensack 2 Track reel to reel analog tape machine Sony reel to reel analog tape machine found in the neighbor's trash Used Mackie CR1604-VLZ mixing console Boss MX-10 Line Mixer Cantankerous LG Combo DVD-CD/ Burner
This isn't our console. We have a tiny one.	Signal Processing Equipment: dbx 1066 stereo compressor with missing knobs Gig-worn Boss SE-70 multi-effects Jordan Bosstone vintage fuzztone held together with tape Cranky old Win XP Dell computer with a bad hard disk.
Monitors: Pioneer Project 100 Monitors (found on the roadside in Wachung NJ) Radio Shack Optimus AV "boombox" speakers Noisey Peavey CS200 power amp			Not our recording space. One can dream!
We don't have a glassed-off control room like this!	Microphones: 1 - Rode Hard Shure vintage PME858 omni (vintage 60's junk) 2 - Roberts tape recorder microphones 1 - broken Audix D4 1 - Radio Shack piezo buzzer element for overheads Miscellaneous Radio Shack tape recorder mics from the 60s
Amps and Guitars '68 Gibson ES335 with warped neck '92 ESP Custom Heavy Metal "Frankenstrat" Assorted Telecaster pieces Lab Series L5 solid state 2x12 JBL combo with bad ICs 1971 Fender Twin Reverb in need of filter capacitors Mesa Nomad, the Most Hated Amp of All Time 1967 Gibson Lancer GA-35RVT (right up there for tonelessness)			To be honest, this isn't ours either!
	Synths Very old, obsolete Kurzweil PC88-MX Alesis S4 Plus with burned out bulbs Alesis DM5 Drum Machine with broken knobs Miscellaneous software synths with too much latency SONAR 3.0 (very old model, No ProTools here)
Home of Fungo Bat, the world's only genuine Nazz tribute band
*View* Fender amp restoration project. View Gibson amp restoration project.		View Pedalboard project
Rates: $Negotiable / hour. Will record for beer.